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Dear California do not secede nor move to Canada. Instead, move to Florida.

California can safely donate 120,000 Democratic voters to Florida and remain a Democratic stronghold by a couple million voters.

 The Sales Pitch: 

  1. You will save $100's of thousands on an equivalent mortgage.
  2. You will save 13% on state income taxes.  
  3. You will save $100's monthly on rent.
  4. The water is nice and warm. 
  5. Thunderstorms wash the dog poop off the sidewalks almost daily. 



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